Jetzt hats mich auch mal erwischt. Ich bin hier fast vom Stuhl gefallen vor Lachen.
Ein Anruf auf meinem Festnetz, Nummer "000000000". Hmm. Ich versuche das mal möglichst Originalgetreu wiederzugeben.
(indischer Akzent) Anrufer: Is this Mr. <mein Name>?
Ich: Yes?
Anrufer: Are you aware that your computer is affected with a Trojan Horse/Virus?
Ich: My computer? OMG!
Anrufer: Yes, this is very dangerous, people can see whatever you type in, your name, telephone number, credit card and other types of information. Then use it for fraud and you will be found guilty because it looked like you did the fraud. Very dangerous, you understand?
Ich: I don't believe all this.
Anrufer: Ok, I will show you proof. Hit Windows + R.
Ich: OK.
Anrufer: type in eventvwr and hit Ok.
Ich: Ok.
Anrufer: Now click Windows Protocol and Application.
Ich: Ok.
Anrufer: You see? Many errors and warnings. This means your computer has been infected with a Trojan Horse/Virus.
Ich: Oh noes!
Anrufer: This is very dangerous. This virus can destroy your hard disk, your motherboard, your CPU. Does your computer have any printer or scanner attached?
Ich: Yes, but only via ethernet, not USB.
Anrufer: What?
Ich: I have a printer and scanner in the network, it is not directly attached to the computer.
Anrufer: Can you print on it?
Ich: Yes, of course.
Anrufer: Then the virus can destroy your printer as well.
Ich: Why do people do this?
Anrufer: Because they are bad persons, criminals looking for profit.
Ich: Ok, how do I get rid from the virus?
Anrufer: Visit this website:
www.ammyy.com (ist ein Remote-Desktop Tool)
Ich: Ok.
Anrufer: Now click on download.
Ich: Oh no, my mother told me not to download any stuff.
Anrufer: Click on download.
Ich: No.
Anrufer: Why not?
Ich: I'm not falling for that.
Anrufer: What?
Ich: I'm not falling for that.
Anrufer: Click on download.
Ich: No!
Anrufer: You do not want help?
Ich: Dude, you are trying to install malware on my computer.
Anrufer: What?
Ich: Malware.
Anrufer: Who is malware?
(an der Stelle konnte ich nicht mehr und musste leider auflegen, aber wenige Sekunden später klingelt das Telefon wieder)
Ich: Alô?
Anrufer: Is this Mr. <mein Name>?
Ich: C'est qui ca?
Anrufer: Is this Mr. <mein Name>?
Ich: Je ne comprends rien. Vous-êtes qui?
(Anrufer legt auf)
tl;dr: Die Typen haben mich angerufen:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1hsEHRIMeZo